My Favorite White Bandanna Of Magical Powers
posted on 23 January 2012 | posted in
Fashion
My wife thinks she has a monopoly on fashion sense - she keeps going on about her Forever Unique dresses, and name-drops so many brands when talking about fashion. Well let me tell you - as a guy, we also know a thing or two about fashion, and I want to tell you about my own tastes.
When my head is naked and nothing is there to cover my head, I feel like a naked baby in a big scary world with no one or nothing to guide me. My soul is afraid as the pines of the atmosphere poke at every spot on my body calling on me to scream in fear. Luckily, I have just the right article of clothing to save my self from this torturous hell. This item happens to be my lucky white magical bandana. It is a white base color with black stripes and patterns on it, and when I put it on, all confidence comes out, and the baby within diminishes in a flash. I must prepare the cloth before attaching it to my head. I fold it from corner to corner and then prepare it into a nice even rectangular shape. I put it up against my forehead and tie it together in the back. It keeps my flowing locks of hair out of my face, and I now look like the cute hippy that I always idolize in the music videos I usually view. The girls tell me I'm cuter with it on, and I couldn't agree more. I feel the power within me when it is on, and I commence the playing of my six string and picking up the ladies. I credit this all to my super magical white bandanna.
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